Dis Es Stoff, Yew Weel Liek

overplayedsong:

calling your parents by their first names because you’re sassy and cannot be tamed

Via Laughter is the best medicine

(Source: iraffiruse)


  • Mom: It's almost 10:30. It's getting pretty late you should go to be-
  • Me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
Via Laughter is the best medicine

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

randomostrichchocolates:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

(Source: charizzaaa)

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commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

Via Welcome to my world.



olanrogers:

HAHA Hogwarts Picture.

britishinvasion-invademe:

Olan Rogers tells the best stories of all time. Of all time.


Via OLANROGERS


wannabeastarshipgranger:

omg. I knew it was a good idea to add her. lolol


Via Laughter is the best medicine




dubdubdubdotcom:

did-yuo-kno:

drowning-in-life:

no it doesnt, shut up.  not everything that has the root “homo” in is means its related to homosexuality.  im all for gay rights, but no, that is not what it means.  so stop making  up , going “oh that makes sense” and spreading it.

THIS JUST IN, white girl on Tumblr is offended! Alert the media!

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS!


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